What If?

“I like Grandpa’s house, Mommy.  There’s lots of places to play.”

“Me, too, little Joe.  Did you have fun exploring today?”

“Mm-hm.  Mommy, what would you do if you found a door in the side of the mountain?”

“That would be very mysterious.  I would wonder what was inside.”

“What if you went right in and it was too dark to see anything?”

“I would probably go get my flashlight.”

“What if you saw a pile of candles and some matches right by the door?”

“Oh.  I would definitely light a candle and go exploring.”

“And what if you discovered a long, long tunnel that went right into the heart of the mountain?”

“I would keep right going until I saw what was at the end.”

“What if you got really hungry and thirsty walking so, so far, and when you got there, you saw a table full of yummy food and a big cup of juice?”

“I would be pretty suspicious of food inside a mountain, but if I was that hungry and thirsty, I might be tempted to eat and drink just a little bit.”

“What if you drank some juice and then fell fast asleep?”

“I would think that I probably shouldn’t have drunk that juice.”

“And what if you woke up and the room was full of animals?”

“I would be pretty confused and maybe a little scared.”

“What if you saw that the animals were all wearing clothes and dancing around to pretty music?”

“I would be really amazed.”

“What if just then you noticed that your shoes and coat were missing?”

“I suppose I would be worried that my mother would be mad.”

“But what if you looked over and saw that a mountain goat was wearing your coat and a baby bear cub was dancing in your shoes?”

“It would make me pretty mad.  I might go right over and ask for them back.”

“But what if they just laughed at you?”

“Then I would tackle that bear cub and get my shoes back.”

“What if his mother came along and picked you up and put you in the corner.”

“I would stay in the corner.”

“What if the animals danced for so long that you fell asleep again?”

“I would be afraid that I was missing dinner.”

“But what if you woke up and the animals were gone and your shoes and coat were sitting next to you on the floor?”

“I would put them on and run home as quickly as I could.”

“What if your shoes didn’t seem to fit anymore and running was too hard?”

“Then I would walk, I guess.  And I would be pretty mad at that bear cub for stretching out my shoes.”

“Mommy?”

“Yes, little Joe?”

“Are you going to go into town tomorrow?”

“Yes, Grandpa wants me to pick up his medicine.”

“Do you think you could get me some new shoes while you are there?”

The Lonely Planet (Two Views)

I

I heard the most amazing news today
The scientists discovered something new
Looking into space so far away
They checked and double-checked that it was true

For in the vast and empty reach of space
A planet floats that doesn’t have a star
No shining sun that pulls it into place
It’s all alone to drift however far

Now if you’ve studied planets at your school
You know that’s not the way it’s meant to be
That planets orbit stars is just the rule
They move in circles, bound by gravity

So how could this one be there all alone?
And with no star how does it chart its course?
What tragic past has left it on its own?
How it must miss an outside guiding force

How terrifying sailing through the night
With no real place to go,  it’s all just wrong
They called it “Lonely Planet” which seems right
For space is huge with nowhere you belong

II

“The Lonely Planet?” What a brilliant thought.
A body in the heavens who broke free
To challenge everything our teachers taught
By very definition it can’t be

Imagine! The impossible exists
A wonderful exception to the rules
Something that won’t fit on any lists
An inspiration for all daring fools

Instead of endless circles, it roams free
No star to tell it which way it must go
A universe of possibilities
Its future unpredictable, unknown

It may feel scared, if it can feel at all
(It is a ball of rock, we must admit)
But fear just adds a thrill, adventure calls
To break the mold is better than to fit

The Firecracker House and the Terrible Bitter Winter

Once there was a rough and tumble, rattle-trap, loud and lively house, and everyone said it looked like a fire-cracker. It was true that its perfectly cylindrical shape, bright blue color, and red-checkered cone-shaped roof made it look like it could shoot into the air at any moment, but in reality it was firmly attached to the earth.

That didn’t mean what was inside it wasn’t explosive, though. Indeed, inside its rounded walls, lived four of the brightest, fieriest, most intense children the world had ever seen (and their parents). Their sparking brains teemed with ideas which their active bodies were quick to carry out, and of course, every one of their multiplying ideas was combustible.

Not content to built forts out of blankets and chairs like most kiddies, these children invented ways to hang sheets from the ceiling and tie ropes to the chandeliers, creating a super fort that covered two levels of the house and could be navigated by swinging like monkeys from room to room.

Simple games such as Monopoly and Clue were too boring for this crew, so instead they combined all the boards and pieces into one massive new game with rules so complex that no one could keep them straight, and every round ended in a knock-down drag-out fight.

Soap on the floor for ice skating, leaping from the bannisters onto enormous piles of stuffed animals, Lego towers that reached to the ceiling and caused serious injury when toppled, massive science experiments that involved baking soda and vinegar filling the bathtub. The house trembled with the sounds of their shouts and laughter and glowed with the heat of their incessant activity.

With such constant friction inside, you can imagine that the house needed some form of release, and like any clever house it eventually found the perfect solution. Late at night, when the little power-houses were finally asleep in their beds, storing energy for the next adventure, the house opened up the chimney on its tippy top and sent up all the sparks and steam that had been gathering in its attics all day. No doubt the neighbors would have been quite alarmed if any of them had seen it, but they were so thankful that the round blue house was finally quiet that they were always fast asleep themselves, and if any passing strangers happened to notice the strange sight, they always imagined that someone was celebrating an important occasion with a particularly sparkly bonfire.

All was well, then, until the year of the terrible bitter winter. Temperatures all over the country reached unheard of lows. Mounds of snow piled up everywhere. People both old and young were forced to stay indoors, huddled around a fire and frantically boiling water for the gallons and gallons of hot tea necessary to survive. Except of course, for those who generated their own heat by the sheer force of their existence. For example, the occupants of the fire-cracker house, who scarcely noticed the cold outside their frosty windows, so busy were they with sparkling schemes of all sorts.

Such heat indoors while the world outside is frozen may seem like a tremendous blessing, and in many ways it was, but it also brought unforeseen problems. After a full day of brilliant, crackling, wall-bouncing activity, the little house was quite filled with sparks and smoke. It waited patiently for midnight as usual, but then, to its utter dismay, when it went to open its little chimney, it discovered that it was frozen quite solid. Several inches of ice covered over with a thick blanket of snow and wrapped in a world of frigid air were too much for the huffing, puffing little house. After a great struggle, it was forced to give up and settle down to a slow all-night simmer.

Several days passed in this fashion, the heat building by day and banking up by night. Slowly the house filled with the tension of pent up energy and unreleased heat. The air was thick with steam and the temperatures reached unbearable levels. At last, the pressure became simply too much. It started as a tremble, then a squeak, as tiny cracks around the ceiling began to let out bits of super-charged air. At last, with a terrific CRACK, the ice burst away as the entire cone of the roof burst away from the house and flew up into the air.

The column of steam could be seen for miles around, and no one can say exactly how high up the roof was blasted before it began its descent. The neighbors were all drawn to their frozen windows in awe as the steam spread out, melting snow in its path. As the first heat they had felt in weeks touched their own walls, the surrounding families breathed a collective sigh of relief. Then they all watched in fascination as the odd, round roof slowly drifted back down and settled into place.

The terrible bitter winter didn’t relent, of course. Months of frozen bleakness still had to be endured. But now the whole neighborhood knew that every few days a new explosion of steam would come to break the monotony and remind them of what warmth felt like. And no one ever complained of the noise from the fire-cracker house again.

At least, not until the summer.

Emily Jane’s Imagination

Emily Jane had two great gifts: an imagination and a best friend.

Emily Jane’s imagination thought up spectacular things: rhinoceros hunting on the African plains, tea parties in the halls of the woodland elves, a scientific endeavor to capture the essence of rainbows in a bottle. There was no end to the things it could dream up, and each day held wonder, for you never knew what adventure was waiting.

Emily Jane’s best friend lived right next door. Her name was Holly. She was small and dark-haired and sweet and always willing to set out on any quest that Emily Jane’s imagination invented. In fact, though Emily Jane scarcely noticed, Holly brought a little magic of her own to every adventure.

The pursuit of scientific progress was almost halted by determined clouds that even Emily Jane could not imagine away, and only when Holly found an old lamp in the attic was Emily Jane’s imagination able to create a suitable rainbow laboratory. An elvish kingdom of eternal autumn in which fall leaves sprinkled down constantly would have lived only in Emily Jane’s imagination if it weren’t for Holly tying a rope to the branches above their tea table and learning just the right way to shake the leaves free as she drank her elvish nectar. And though only Emily Jane could have imagined it possible to trap a rhinoceros using only tree branches and twine, it was Holly who found a way to weave the branches tightly together. Once Candy, the neighbor’s fluffy white dog, got hopelessly tangled in them, it was no trouble at all to imagine a wild beast doing the same.

Things continued in this happy way for several years, which felt like always to two little girls, until one day when Emily Jane went to Holly’s front door, busily dreaming of giants in the clouds, Holly’s mother said she was too sick to come out and play. Emily Jane was sorry to hear it, but she was preoccupied with her giants, so her disappointment wasn’t too severe. The next day, she needed Holly for a space adventure she was planning, but Holly was still too ill. Space adventures wait for no one, and this one went off anyway, but Emily Jane found it very difficult to imagine herself defeating the evil Zargod alone. The next day, Emily Jane brought over her tea set for a nice quiet tea with the owls who lived in Holly’s back yard, but Holly could not even sit up for tea. At last Emily Jane was truly worried. No one should ever be too sick for tea.

For several weeks, Holly stayed in her bed, and Emily Jane was left alone with her imagination. She found that though her imagination did not stop supplying her with adventures, each one was flat and dull without a best friend to supply the extra magic. Emily Jane struggled on alone for a while, but at last, she knew that something must be done. She knew that Holly had seen a doctor, and she knew that she was taking medicine, but none of that seemed to be working. Emily Jane knew of only one thing that was strong enough for a problem like this.

Emily Jane and her imagination knocked on Holly’s front door and asked to see the patient. Holly’s mother sadly nodded, and with only one caution to be quiet and still, led Emily Jane upstairs. Emily Jane was shocked to see how pale and thin her best friend looked lying in the big bed, but holding her imagination tight, she bravely sat next to Holly and took her hand. Emily Jane looked at her friend’s white face and summoned all the power of her imagination. She imagined Holly’s cheeks were rosy and her eyes bright and her mouth smiling. She imagined Holly sitting up, full of energy, asking what they should do today. She imagined the two of them skipping down the stairs and out into the sunshine. Emily Jane held this picture in her imagination and waited. Always before, when Emily Jane saw something in her imagination, Holly made it come alive. Emily Jane squeezed her best friend’s hand, and whispered her imaginings over and over. Was that a tinge of pink she saw?

Emily Jane sat there for a long time, long after it became impossible even for her imagination to convince her that anything had changed. She did not know what to think or what to do. After what seemed like hours, a noise in the kitchen startled her, and she slipped down the stairs and out the door before anyone could see her and the tears on her face. Emily Jane went home and crept into her own room where she curled up on her own bed quietly. For the first time in her life, Emily Jane’s imagination had let her down. That it happened on the same day that her best friend also let her down was nearly unbearable.

The next day, Emily Jane did not imagine anything, or the day after that, or the day after that. In fact, a whole week went by without a single adventure. True, on the fifth day she found a whole tree laced up in cobwebs and her imagination began to whisper to her, but Emily Jane silenced it immediately. What good would defending silk fairies against giant spiders be without a best friend by your side? Refusing to listen to her imagination gave Emily Jane a grim satisfaction, but life was very grey when you only saw what was actually there. The week dragged to a close, and Emily Jane felt old and tired and sad as she thought of another lifeless week to come.

But Emily Jane’s imagination had had enough. One week of moping was all it could take, and since she wasn’t listening to it in the day time, it broke into her dreams and left a trail of wonderful ideas in her sleeping brain.

When Emily Jane woke up, she knew exactly what she was going to do. She pictured all the fun adventures that she and Holly had been on together and remembered all the things that made Holly smile. Then she got to work. Emily Jane baked cookies and she wrote stories and she cut out paper flowers and she built a fairy house out of bark and twigs. Each day, she carried one of Holly’s favorite things over to her house.

It didn’t work instantly, as magic is said to do. In fact, for the first several days, Emily Jane did not think it was working at all. But helping was so much better than moping. In fact, it was almost as good as imagining things. So she kept on day after day, until the day that one of her stories made Holly smile again. The next day, Emily Jane’s special blend of tea brought a slight pink tinge to Holly’s cheeks. One day soon after, Holly even sat up to put on the crown of leaves that Emily Jane had brought.

On the day that Holly could finally come outside again, Emily Jane decided to wake up her imagination. She knew she would need a very special adventure, and she hoped her imagination hadn’t gotten too rusty. Of course, it hadn’t. Though Emily Jane didn’t recognize it, her imagination had been working all this time, thinking up ways to make Holly feel better, and now that what was required to help Holly was an adventure, Emily Jane’s imagination had a spectacular one all prepared. A wagon pulled by wolf hounds (represented by one grumpy beagle), a picnic lunch in an Alpine meadow (or a tree house decorated with rocks and flowers), and a musical show put on by shooting stars (supplied by an old record player and leftover Christmas tinsel).

Emily Jane thought it was the best adventure yet, and Holly quite agreed. As they walked home at the end hand in hand, each girl felt filled up with love for her best friend, and even Emily Jane’s imagination could not think of anything better.

Little Red Didn’t Listen

“Don’t forget to put away your shoes,” said Little Red’s mother, but Little Red didn’t listen. She left her shoes in the middle of the hall, and her puppy chewed them to pieces.

“Chew with your mouth closed,” said Little Red’s mother, but Little Red didn’t listen. She gave her father a lovely view of her half-eaten food and got sent away from the table before she was finished.

“Don’t draw on the walls,” said Little Red’s mother, but Little Red didn’t listen. She slipped behind her bedroom door and drew an extra large wolf in red crayon on her wall.

Her mother never even noticed it was there.

That night, while Little Red slept, the wolf’s round eyes began to glow. Bit by bit he peeled himself off the wall and padded on silent feet across the toy-strewn floor to stand over Little Red’s bed. For a long time he stood there, watching her sleep until he was startled by the click of the furnace turning on and darted noiselessly to the door and out into the night.

“Take this basket to your grandmother,” said Little Red’s mother, “and listen carefully to the rules.” But Little Red just yawned as the words washed over her, and waited for her mother to tie on her hood.

The forest was misty and cold as Little Red walked, and she didn’t like the crunch of the stones on the path beneath her feet. “Stay on the path,” her mother had said, but Little Red was wearing her old shoes that pinched, and the grass looked so much more comfortable for walking. She wandered among the trees and never noticed that someone was watching her from their shadows.

“Don’t open the basket,” her mother had said, but Little Red was hungry from missing her supper the night before, and delicious smells were rising up through the cover. She opened it up and began to nibble the cake inside. Soon nibbling turned to gobbling, and the cake was all but gone before she was halfway to her grandmother’s house. She never looked behind to see who was sniffing hungrily at the crumbs.

“Don’t talk to strangers,” her mother had said, but when the wolf approached, Little Red thought he looked oddly familiar. She told him her name and where she was going, and never noticed the ravenous look in his eyes when he saw that her basket was empty.

“Call me when you get there,” her mother had said, but Little Red never did.

The Window

Once there was a boy named Tom, and he lived with his mother and father in a little house in the big city, but every summer he went to the country to stay with his grandmother for one week. That was Tom’s favorite week of the year. He loved his grandmother’s house. She had a big backyard, with a garden and a tire swing hanging from a pine tree in the corner. She had a dusty old attic with only one tiny window, which let in just enough light for exploring the piles of old furniture and boxes of treasures without ever being bright enough to take away the mystery. Best of all, she had a whole room filled with books where Tom could sit for hours and read about all the places in the world he would visit one day.

At his grandmother’s house, Tom ran free from attic to cellar, but there was one door he was never allowed to open. Upstairs, just across from the little room where he slept, that one white door was always closed. Tom knew that it was locked tight because he had tried to open it many times. When he asked his grandmother about it, she always said, “Some things are not for children.” That was a very annoying answer, but since it almost always came with homemade cookies after, Tom didn’t hold it against her.

Things continued in this comfortable way until the summer that Tom was ten. That year, he went to his grandmother’s as usual, and ate a huge dinner the first night as usual, and slept in his own small room as usual. The next morning when he woke up, though, the little white door across from his was open just a crack, which was not at all usual. Tom knew that his grandmother must have left it open by mistake, but this was exactly the sort of mistake he had been waiting for all his life.

His curiosity burned as bright as ever, and he tiptoed across the hall and lay his hand on the handle of that door. His heart was pounding as he slowly pushed it open, and in that instant, all the possibilities of what could be inside, things he had imagined over the years, flashed across his mind. Maybe there was a chest full of treasure, left there by a pirate out of gratitude to Tom’s grandmother for saving his life one stormy night. Maybe he had a crazy aunt, locked away all these years because she thought blue was red and talked endlessly about the sky falling. A mummy? Stolen art collection? Dracula sleeping in his coffin? Proof of the existence of Bigfoot? A shiver whispered up his spine, but Tom told himself not to be silly. He stepped into the room.

It was completely ordinary. A wide, comfortable-looking bed filled most of the room, with tiny tables painted white sitting on each side. One rocking chair sat in the opposite corner, but no crazy aunt was rocking in it. A bright rag rug was on the floor, and the walls were painted light green and completely devoid of famous art. Tom felt empty inside. He had been so sure that something wonderful was in here. He looked under the bed. Nothing but dust bunnies. Why had he been kept out if this was all there was? He turned toward the closet door. This was his last hope. This time when he opened the door, he held his breath, but all that greeted him was a neatly hanging row of clothes, and some old men’s shoes lined up on the floor. No secret chests of treasure, no wonderful maps, no mummies in the far corner. Utterly disappointed, Tom closed the closet and walked over to the wide window. It looked out onto the back yard. The sun was shining, and the huge apple tree was covered with white blossoms. Tom felt very old. A childhood dream had been lost. Here he was in the secret room, and the world looked way more interesting outside.

Tom wasn’t as old as he felt, though, and like all children, he couldn’t linger in a gloomy mood for long. Not when the smell of bacon and pancakes was drifting up the stairs. Not when all that sunshine outside was calling to him. He ran down and ate his breakfast, saying nothing to his grandmother about the room. Instead he ate in silence and planned his morning. He rather thought that apple tree would be perfect for building a tree fort.

After breakfast, Tom sped outside, eager to get started. He knew where his grandmother had a pile of old boards out by the shed. He would use those for his fort. When he rounded the corner into the backyard, though, he stopped and looked around, confused. Where was the apple tree? His grandmothers garden was in the corner, just as he had seen it from the window. The sun was shining down. The fence was newly painted white. But there was no apple tree in the yard at all. He remembered climbing that tree when he was younger. He tried to remember whether it had been there the year before but found that he wasn’t sure. Quietly, he went back inside.

“Grandma, what happened to the apple tree in the back yard?”

“Remember that, do you?” She sighed. “It was struck by lightening two winters ago and had to be taken down. Such a pity. That tree produced dozens of pies every year. But don’t you worry. I’ve got cherries, so pie is still on the horizon.”

When she turned back to her dishes, Tom slipped quietly back upstairs. He crept into the unmysterious mysterious room. There, out the big window, the branches of the apple tree waved lightly in the breeze. Tom didn’t feel like playing outside any more. He spent the rest of the day reading instead, but even in a book he couldn’t escape the persistent questions that wandered around the back of his brain. That night, he had a hard time falling asleep, but eventually it began to rain, and the sound of the raindrops pattering on the roof relaxed him at last.

The rain was still falling when he woke up the next morning. The first thing Tom noticed when he left the room was that the little white door was open even wider than before. Unable to resist, Tom crept inside the room. Then he stopped short and a shiver went over his whole body. Outside the wide window, the sun was shining brightly on the blossoms of the beautiful apple tree and a lovely breeze skipped through the flowers in his grandmother’s garden. Tom could still hear the rain on the roof. He ran back to his own room and looked out the window. It was gray outside, and a steady stream of rain fell, puddling up all over the front the yard. He slowly walked back across the hall, drawn irresistibly to that impossible window. He wondered if it opened, and if so, what he would find when he stuck his head outside. He looked for the latch.

“That window never did open.”

Tom’s grandmother was standing in the doorway behind him, and the sound of her voice made him jump so high, he hit his head on the window ledge.

His grandmother didn’t seem to notice. She just slowly came into the room and sat on the bed. “So now you’ve seen my window.”

Tom nodded slowly and sat down in the rocking chair. He wanted to ask a million questions but none of them came to mind. The two of them sat in silence for a while. Then his grandmother began to talk.

“When your grandfather asked me to marry him, he told me he would build me the best house I’d ever seen, and he did just that. He built this place with his own hands, and when it was finished, we got married and lived here all the years of his life. Your father was born here. Your mother brought you here when you were only a week old, and your grandfather held you on his lap in the library downstairs and read you your first book. The next spring, your grandfather died. It was completely unexpected. He was out in his workshop as usual, and his heart just stopped.

“After that, your father suggested I move into the city with you all, but I couldn’t do that. This house is a part of your grandfather, his personality fills it up from attic to cellar. As long as I’m here, I feel him every day. I did close up this room, though. This used to be our bedroom, and I couldn’t face coming in here, so I locked the door and left everything just as it was. For a long time, I felt that the day your grandfather’s heart stopped was the day mine stopped, too. I spent too much time just sitting on the porch swing and staring at nothing. My garden was grown over with weeds. The books that your grandfather loved were covered with dust.

“Then your mother brought you for a visit. You were one year old. She set you on my lap and handed me the same book that your grandfather had read to you. I started to read, and you listened to carefully, it was like you were grown up and not a little toddler who just wanted to run all over the house. Every page of that book reminded me of your grandfather, and getting through it all was the hardest thing I’d done yet. But there you were looking up at me and waiting patiently for the end of the story. When it was done, I set you down and you began to explore, but I just sat there thinking. It was like I could hear your grandfather saying, ‘Get up. Get on with it.’ So I did.

“That night, I opened this door. This room sat here just as it always had. And there, out the window, was the sunny afternoon in spring, everything exactly the way it was on the afternoon your grandfather died. It should have been dark outside, but in here, it was bright daylight. I sat in that chair where you are and watched the birds flying back and forth and felt happy for the first time in a year. That was when I knew. Life goes on. I had you and your father and your mother and my friends and my garden. A life. But I would also have this. Forever. So I locked this door and I went downstairs and I made you your first apple pie. But after that, whenever I needed to talk things over with your grandfather, I came in here and he was waiting for me. And even on the darkest days, the sun was shining out that window.”

She fell silent after that, and Tom sat there, looking at the window. He knew now that the door had not been left unlocked by mistake. He knew that he was old enough that his grandmother wanted him in here. That by sharing with him her favorite place on earth, she was introducing him to her favorite person. Suddenly the window didn’t seem creepy at all. So he held his grandmother’s hand and rocked in the chair his grandfather had made and looked out at the sun shining down on their past.

The Unseen Princess

Once upon a time there was a little princess name Florence, and she was very shy. Whenever anyone talked to her, her heart thudded; and if they asked her about herself, she turned bright red; and if there were many people around who looked at her for any reason, she stared hard at the ground hoping it would open up and swallow her down into its dark comforting depths. Naturally, being a princess was a very hard job for someone so painfully shy. She had to attend many parties, where she was expected to greet everyone she met; she was often taken for rides through the city with hundreds of people staring and waving; and every day she spent with a long string of tutors and teachers, all of whom were trying to turn her into the perfect princess. This life was dreadful, and the older she got, the worse little Flor felt. She went around all day flushed red and stammering, not knowing where to look or how to stop her heart from pounding.

Of course, everyone whispered about her sad situation. She was so unsuited to being a princess, they all said. It was painful to watch her, many sighed. It was too bad the king and queen had no other children, some dared to say. Flor was so busy avoiding this people that she also fortunately avoided hearing these whispers until the day she turned ten. There was to be a big party that day, and Flor was dreading it so miserably that she went and hid in the giant room where she took her baths. The servants bustled around, laying out her clothes and warming up towels and gossiping about the royal family, never noticing the little princess lying in the bottom of the big empty tub. For the first time, Flor heard how everyone felt about their awkward princess. She blushed redder than she had every blushed in her life and lay there trembling and hoping no one would find her ever again. Eventually, the servants left to look for their little charge, and Flor slipped out of the bathtub. She could not face the party. She could not face her parents. She could not face anyone. Fortunately, in her constant desire to be unseen, she had learned all the back halls and secret doors in the palace, so on that day she was able to slip down and outside without anyone finding out.

Flor didn’t even know where to go, so she wandered around the town, looking down and letting her hair fall around her face so that no one would recognize her. She wandered and wandered until she felt quite hot and tired and was just about to look for a tree to sit down under when she heard a voice.

“Need a little help, dearie?”

Flor cringed and looked over her shoulder. In the doorway of a dirty old house stood an old woman with long grey braids. She was smiling a toothless smile. “I think I have just what you need.”

Flor knew that she should have been frightened, but for some reason she wasn’t. Instead she felt curious. Without even realizing she was doing it, she followed the old woman inside the dark house.

Once inside, the woman took Flor’s face in both bony hands and looked deep into her eyes. “So it’s being invisible you desire, eh? The art of not being seen is a very subtle one. We’ll have to be very creative, yes we will.” She cackled happily. “I like a challenge.”

Flor didn’t even ask how the old woman knew what she wanted. She didn’t ask how it would be possible to be invisible. She was never good at talking to strangers anyway, and now she was too busy watching as the old woman rooted around in a trunk tossing out strange items like knitted doilies, rabbits feet, and a floppy rubber chicken. Finally she gave a triumphant screech and held up an unremarkable square hand mirror. She scuttled over to the table, laid the mirror down, and quick as a wink smashed it with a hammer. Flor jumped back in surprise, but the woman took no notice. Instead, she scooped up a handful of the broken mirror pieces and tossed them into a pot that was bubbling over the fire in the corner. A few quick stirs with a long handled spoon, and then she scooped out a dripping chocolatey mess and poured it into a set of molds set on a shelf.

“Now to wait just a few minutes,” she said. “The chocolate is always more delicious when it’s hardened up a bit.”

Flor thought of several questions she would like to ask. Who was this woman? Why did she put broken mirrors into chocolate? How would any of this help Flor? Of course, she didn’t ask any of these. Instead, she sat quietly and waited while the old woman rocked in her chair and hummed an off-key tune. It was only about ten minutes later when she leaped up again and turned the chocolate molds upside down on the table. Six perfect little pyramids of chocolate fell out.

“Now, dearie, here they are. Just the thing you’ve been looking for. One a day for the next six days and the effect should last as long as you like. It’s the mirror that does it. Special mirror, that. With that inside you, anyone who looks at you will see only themselves. Believe you me, you’ll be the most popular girl that ever was, and still no need to worry about anyone seeing you. It’s the perfect solution! No need to look like that! The chocolate’s special. Those bitty bits of glass will go down like nothing.”

Flor felt a glow inside. It did sound perfect. If no one really saw her, she wouldn’t have to feel so worried. But if she was well-liked, her parents would be happy. She started to reach out for the chocolates, then drew back. “I have no money with me.”

The old woman cackled again. “Money’s not what I need. I’ll tell you what I tell all them as come my way. Some day there will be something I need. You pay me then.”

Flor was too young to be worried about this arrangement. Instead, she nodded and took the first chocolate in her hand. With a deep breath, she swallowed it down. The old woman was right. It didn’t hurt one bit. Flor didn’t feel any different either, but after all, there were five more chocolates. The old woman wrapped these five in paper, and Flor left the dirty house feeling better than she could ever remember feeling in her life.

That night, Flor’s party was a raging success, to the complete astonishment of absolutely everyone. No one was more surprised than Flor herself. No one was more surprised than Flor herself. When she first stepped down the stairs into the ballroom, she had a moment of panic as everyone looked up at her eagerly. Then she happened to notice that they were all smiling, and something about their smiles seemed faraway, as if they were all thinking about something else. A surge of hope got her to the bottom of the steps and onto the dance floor. Of course, all the boys came and asked for a dance out of duty, as they always did. This time, though, instead of awkward silence when it was clear Flor could not say anything, each of the boys chattered on about fishing or swords or wood carving or chess or whatever it was that interested him. None of them even noticed that Flor didn’t answer, and all of them returned her to her father at the end of the dance with a smile and a request for another dance later. Flor’s father, the king, was pleased by this change, and his eyes rested on his daughter as he thought how grown-up she was and how much she was becoming just like him. He seemed to recall that he had been a bit quiet as a child and then had outgrown it. Soon, no doubt, his daughter would have all of his confidence and joviality in company. Determined to set an example of this, he strode off into the crowd to have conversation with his subjects, and Flor found that a party endured without her father’s disappointed gaze was not really so bad. By the end, she was tired but elated. The chocolates were working.

That night, Flor’s party was a raging success, to the complete astonishment of absolutely everyone. No one was more surprised than Flor herself. Each night for five more nights, Flor ate more of the mirror pieces and each day she relaxed more and more as the people around her talked only of themselves and didn’t press her to say a word. This became the new pattern of her life, surrounded by people but noticed by no one. She was able to go her own way in peace, and whenever the time came to socialize she never had to ask more than one question to get anyone talking on and on about himself. Flor became known as an excellent conversationalist, which made her giggle to herself when she was alone but also gave her joy since she knew that her parents were pleased with her. From that point on, everyone in the kingdom loved their princess.

Many years passed this way, and Princess Flor grew tall and beautiful. Without the crushing burden of shyness to worry about, she also developed many interests and hobbies. She learned to play the harp and to draw beautiful portraits. She studied nature and could name all the leaves of the forest and the birds of the air. She read many books and developed a love for stories about adventure and daring. Unfortunately, she could never talk about any of these stories with anyone since everyone was too busy thinking of their own lives while with her to think much about imaginary happenings. Once in a while Flor would come across the author of one of her favorite tales and then she would get to listen to many thoughts about the book, but her own opinion, of course, was never asked. Much as she loved being unnoticed, this began to feel just the tiniest bit lonely to Princess Flor.

Many princes now came to the kingdom to ask for the hand of the princess in marriage. Each one was charmed with her, or at least was charmed with how important and handsome he seemed while he was with her. Flor’s father and mother were thrilled, and they considered each prince in the light of which would reflect the most glory on them. Flor found herself for the first time in years very dissatisfied. The princes were so much easier to endure when they talked about themselves, but it was appalling to think of marrying one of them and having him ramble on and on about hunting when she felt very strongly about how small creatures of the woods should be treated or listening for a lifetime to musical opinions of a stout prince who butchered every song he played on his mandolin. She knew her own thoughts would never be consulted. She tried to tell herself this was a good thing, that it would only be embarrassing, that she had nothing to say. In her heart, though, she knew that it wasn’t true. She did have things to say, a lifetime of thoughts and feelings hugged tightly to herself while others looked at her and saw only their own reflection.

It was just at this time that the old woman showed up at the castle to demand her payment. She had an inconvenient problem of her own, and she thought the princess would be the perfect solution. You see, a few years before the old woman’s sister had died and left a son behind. The young man was bright and healthy, and at first the old woman was happy to have his help around her house. Then his unfortunate abilities began to show themselves. It seemed he was more like his aunt than his mother, and he had the rare gift of seeing through enchantments. At the old woman’s house, this was disastrous, especially since this gift was coupled with an innate desire to speak his mind. He would see a plain girl and tell her she looked better without her beauty enchantment. He would deliver self-scrubbing pots and end up telling the housewives that these were not nearly as shiny as those polished by their own hard work. His ill-timed comments had driven away nearly all her customers, and the old woman was at her wits’ end. Finally she took him to the castle and demanded that the princess find him a job there.

The princess had no choice but to honor her word to help the old woman, but she really didn’t know what to do. Her father never allowed her to make any decisions at all, and even expressing an opinion about something as small as who the new stable boy should be would be nearly impossible with her condition. In all her years of being ignored, however, she had come to know everything about the castle and its occupants. That’s what happens when everyone you meet tells you all about themselves. So Flor knew that the gardener was losing his eyesight but didn’t want anyone to know. She also knew that his work was falling behind and he would soon be found out. She took the young man to the gardens and told him exactly what to say. To her surprise, he listened intently to her instructions and followed them to the letter. Later that day, he began his work in the gardens of the castle.

Just a few days later, Flor was out among the roses, reading a book, when a voice said, “What are you reading?” Flor looked up, startled. In all the long years she had been reading, no one had ever asked her that question. It was the new gardener. Leaning on his shovel, he continued to ask about her book. Flor was so surprised that she answered without thinking. They talked for nearly an hour, and when the young man went back to work, Flor realized that he had never once mentioned himself.

After that, Flor visited the gardens very often. The more she talked with the young gardener, the more she realized that she had lots of things to say and that she didn’t feel the least bit shy. It wasn’t long before she knew that she didn’t want to marry any of those visiting princes. She wanted to marry the only person in the world who really saw her. And now that she had some practice talking about her ideas, she knew just what to do.

Flor went to her father’s counsel room, knocked on the door and walked in to where he was sitting with all his advisers. As usual, none of them paid any attention to her. She marched straight up to her father, though, took his hand, looked him right in the eye, and told him she had decided who she was going to marry. Her father, looking at her, saw all his own confidence and decisiveness. He felt very proud. So proud that when she announced that she was going to marry the gardener, he agreed right away.

So Flor and her young gardener were married the next summer, and as a wedding present his old aunt gave Flor a special chocolate to remove the spell of the mirrors. And of course, they all lived happily ever after.

The Giant and the Dwarf

Beldor the Giant and Nolo the Dwarf were best friends, and that was a mixed blessing for Nolo. It is true that when he went apple picking, it was awfully nice to have someone who could reach the high branches. It is also true that when the terrible flood caused by the Ichi Dragon threatened to sweep away Nolo’s house, his friend Beldor lifted up the entire thing and held it in the air until the water receded. Unfortunately, it is also true that when Beldor put the house back down, he slipped on the muddy ground and crashed into the side of the dwelling he had just helped save. It was not crushed but it does now lean decidedly to the left.

The most trying thing for Nolo, however, wasn’t his friend’s clumsiness but his words. Giants have a well-known tendency to say exactly the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time, and Beldor was no exception. Being a giant also meant that everything that he said came out in a booming voice, so that Nolo was never the only one who got to listen to the untimely remarks.

“Why do you have that toy sword in a bag?” rumbled Beldor when Nolo was trying to wrap a present for his nephew’s birthday. “What are you going to do with a toy sword?”

Nolo’s nephew, who lived several blocks away, squealed with joy because his mother would never get him a toy sword. Unfortunately, his mother also heard the announcement and was quite upset. Nolo was forced to return the sword and buy a game of Yahtzee instead.

“She’s very pretty! You should ask her to the dance,” boomed Beldor as the two friends walked past a lovely girl dwarf on the street. Nolo ducked his head but not before everyone nearby turned their heads to stare.

“It’s okay. It was just a puppy,” whispered Beldor when Nolo’s little hound Gerald died. “I’ll get you a new one for Christmas.” Nolo didn’t think anyone heard that one, but he couldn’t help wishing he hadn’t heard it either.

After these experiences and more, Nolo was quite worried the day that Melly said yes to marrying him. It was, of course, the happiest day of his life. Melly was perfect in every way. She had lovely curly hair, could bake the world’s best apple strudel, and wasn’t the least bit bothered about living in a crooked house. Still, the thought of what Beldor would say when he was told made Nolo cringe.

To minimize the embarrassment, Nolo took Beldor way up into the mountains to tell him the good news. When he was quite sure they were out of earshot of anyone else, Nolo made his announcement.

“Congratulations!” said Beldor in a voice that echoed off the mountainsides.

Nolo blinked and waited for the rest. What would it be? An inappropriate joke about his bride-to-be? A question about when the babies would be coming? Something that started with “it’s a good thing she doesn’t know about that time…”?

“When’s the wedding?” blared Beldor.

“Next month,” Nolo answered, bracing himself for joking questions about his hurry.

“That doesn’t give me much time, but I’ll make it work,” Beldor said.

“Make what work?” asked Nolo. He hoped Beldor wasn’t planning something terribly embarrassing, but if he was, he would be sure to blurt the secret, so there would at least be time to talk him out of it before things went to far.

“Time to finish your new house. You can’t take Melly to live in that tippy old house. But don’t worry, I’ve already started on a new one.”

Nolo just stared. Beldor was building him a new house? He felt suddenly ashamed of the way he had been thinking about his friend. All this worry about the things Beldor said when he should have been happy about the things Beldor did.

Nolo smiled up at his friend. “Maybe if I help we can get it done in time.”

Beldor laughed so hard the mountains shook. “You’d just make it slower, friend Nolo. You’re too small to do much, and I’d be sure to trip over you every time I turned around.”

Nolo thought he should be offended but he chuckled instead. What Beldor said was true. The last time they tried to make something together (a boat for those stranded by the flood) Nolo had dropped the heavy boards he was lifting and Beldor had tripped over them and smashed the whole boat to splinters. Nolo considered how many times the uncomfortable things Beldor said were also true.

“Come on, friend,” he said. “Let’s go tell Melly there’s more good news.”

Beldor and Nolo headed down the mountain together, each happy to have such a good friend.

“And I guess we’d better add on a few extra rooms to the house,” Beldor belted out as they approached the village. “You’re going to need space for all those babies coming.”

Nolo just sighed.

Autumn Wishes

I want to be an autumn leaf, to dress in brilliant red
Go whirling, twirling on the wind, then drift down to my bed

I want to be a mini acorn, blush green then ripen brown
To be cozy ‘neath my pointed hat, as I snuggle into the ground

I want to be an apple sweet, all rosy spotted gold
To hold on tight to the topmost branch and watch the world grow old

I want to be a field of corn, full of tassels that whisper and sigh
To have pleasingly straight and ordered rows, with mysterious music inside

I want to be a tree aflame, to spread gold arms with pride
Be breathtaking for a few brief days then scatter my treasure wide

The Strange Condition of Emily Morris

Emily Morris had a condition. The doctors called it libris natarius. Emily’s father called it “Emily’s grounding problem,” usually with a chuckle. Emily’s grandmother called it “the floats,” which made the most sense to Emily. Emily herself, however, just called it a nuisance.

The condition first manifested itself when Emily was five. She was just beginning to sound out words then, and she loved to take down the giant picture dictionary and see how the letters all joined together to make a twin of the picture below. For the most part she would sit on the floor with the heavy book on her lap, conveniently weighing her down, but on the day of the incident, she decided to lay with book in front of her. So engrossed was she in the combination of words and images that she did not notice anything until the babysitter came into the room and screamed. The poor girl had good cause. Emily’s feet and legs had floated right up off the ground and were hovering at least two feet in the air. Only the girl’s tight grip on her beloved dictionary kept the rest of her planted. Emily’s father being on a business trip, her grandmother was quickly phoned. She closed her shop and came over immediately to find the babysitter in hysterics and Emily calmly hovering. Quickly assessing the situation, Mrs. Morris closed the dictionary and sat with Emily in a firm grip until the effects had worn off. On that occasion, it only took about twenty minutes.

Emily’s condition worsened as she learned to string together sentences and read entire stories. At the age of seven, she developed a passion for fairy tales, and things reached a state of crisis. The more wonderful the tale, the higher Emily would float. It became a common occurrence to enter a room and find her up by the ceiling, and if the story had captured her imagination completely, it would be hours before she touched ground again. This made it very difficult to keep caregivers, as even the most highly skilled of childcare workers are seldom trained in the difficulties of floating children. Emily began to stay at her grandmother’s shop while her father was at work. There is some question as to the wisdom of this, as her grandmother owned a book shop, but though Emily spent most of her time there up near the antique light fixtures, she always stayed in back room, so the customers were none the wiser. Nonetheless, disaster was inevitable.

On the forty-fifth day of second grade, it struck. Emily had discovered the loveliest tale of two fairy sisters in the library at school. She sneaked a small peak during class, but not enough to do more than make her legs bump uncomfortably against the bottom of the desk. She was hooked, though, and having no more self-control than the average second-grader, she eagerly pulled the book out on the walk home and began to read. It was the first time Emily had ever read a story out under the open sky (her father having been quite careful on that point). Her feet left the path almost immediately. Emily continued to read eagerly, and unbeknownst to her she also continued to float progressively higher. It wasn’t until a particularly thrilling moment of the story caused her to sigh and look up happily that she noticed where she was. When she did, she nearly dropped the book. The ground was so far away that the roads looked like little ribbons and the people like ants. Even the trees and buildings were beginning to look like toys. For the first time in her life, Emily Morris forgot all about the story she had been reading. For the first time in her life, Emily Morris was truly afraid.

It was the fear that saved her in the end. With her heart pounding in her chest and her mind filled with the questions of where she would end up and how she would ever get home, Emily gave no thought to the words she had been reading. Her brain was consumed with panic, and she began accordingly to drop toward the earth. The rapid fall made the panic increase, also increasing the speed of her fall. If she had not recently read a story in which the heroine survived a harrowing hot air balloon accident, Emily probably would have crashed into the ground at full speed. Fortunately, just in the nick of time Emily thought how similar her situation was to what the heroine had suffered, and she wondered if she, too, would be saved at the last minute by a handsome man passing by on a hang glider. Thinking off that thrilling moment, Emily’s descent slowed to a stop. She hovered for just a moment, until worry about being lost overtook her again and she dropped with a crunch into the upper branches of a convenient tree.

You can imagine the panic that was caused by Emily’s failure to arrive home after school. Hours passed before she was located, and by that time Emily, her father, and her grandmother were all thoroughly terrified. After that, Emily was taken to several doctors, who diagnosed her condition as previously mentioned but were unable to prescribe any cure other than the most obvious one. That cure was the one that Emily was simply unable to take, giving up books altogether. Not even her father, who was genuinely concerned for her well-being, could find it in himself to enforce such a terrible treatment, for what good is safety if it comes at such a cost? Instead he commissioned a saddle-maker to design a set of harnesses to keep Emily safely tied to the physical world and a cobbler to make a set of shoes lined with lead to weigh her down as she walked. Of course, this made normal walking quite tiring, but Emily considered it a small price to pay.

So it is that Emily grew up, and her condition grew with her. In her teenage years she briefly rebelled against weighted shoes and had a few more outdoor floating incidents, but happily she was always able to catch herself on the branches of a tree before anything truly dangerous occurred. In the end she learned to manage it, taking regular breaks from even the most engrossing stories to think about practical things and get her feet planted on the earth again, but it has never fully gone away.

And to this day you may walk into a room and find Emily Morris hovering a few feet off her chair, a book in her hands and a smile on her face.