Everything is hunky dory
Really, there’s no scary story
Everything is A-okay
No need to turn and look this way
Yes, everything is nice and spiffy
That crunch you heard was nothing iffy

Hey! Please don’t stare with eyes of fear
It’s not as bad as it appears
See, everything is mighty fine
Sure, there’s some blood but I ain’t cryin’
Yep, everything is fine and dandy
I’ll be all right with just one handy