Tell me how I’m ever supposed to learn this spelling stuff
When there’s “puff” and “fluff” and “muff” and “cuff” and then there’s “rough” and “tough”?
Oh what in all tarnation am I ever going to do
When there’s “through” and “blew” and “do” and “two” and “blue” and “moo” and “gnu”?
But the the thing that’s more confusing than all the rest to me
Is that “why” begins with W and “double u” begins with D.