My robot is shiny
My robot is tall
My robot can write
In green ink on the wall

And my mother can’t yell
She can’t give him time out
‘Cause he’s bigger than her
And cries lakes when you shout

My robot can lift me
On his shoulders so high
And I stretch out my arms
And pretend I can fly

And there’s no fear of falling
There’s no fear of harm
Cause he’s right there to catch me
With strong robot arms

My robot does tricks
He can stand on his head
He can juggle ten kittens
And even make beds

And I know he’s worth millions
In cash I could spend
But I never could sell him
‘Cause he’s my best friend