(In my head, this is sung to the tune of “My Bonny Lies Over the Ocean.”)

Aren’t you thankful you have such a mommy?
Don’t you love how she fixes you snacks?
She gives the best snugly cuddles.
So stop whining, start rubbing her back.

Mommy, Mommy, This is her very special day
Mommy, Mommy, would like you to hush and go play

Don’t you love your sweet, wonderful Mommy?
She cuts all the crusts off your bread.
She kisses away all your boo-boos.
So go make her breakfast in bed.

Mommy, Mommy, this is her very special day
Mommy, Mommy, would like you to hush and go play